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![]() Captain D's Seafood Restaurant - Reviews on RateItAll mmm-yoso!!!: Santiago Atitlan and some Ceviche Verifone VX670 Credit Card Terminal ( Merchant Account & Credit … From Google Blog Search From GoArticles.com Restaurant listings | Good eats around town (The Kansas City Star) Weekend Guide (Pittsburgh Post-Gazette) Maintenance Software for Industrial Plants, Utilities, Facilities — FastMaint CMMS 5.2 Released (PRWeb) Resolved Question: Need to find a place for a wedding reception in Fort Myers. Does Anybody recommend Junkanoo’s banquet room? Resolved Question: True court cases, funny, but crazy. lol? >>>Time once again to review the winners of the Annual Lets all hurt ourselves, then sue someone else. Lol Resolved Question: do you know what the 2005 Stella Awards are?? 2005 Stella Awards! Time once again to review the winners of the Annual “Stella Awards.” The Stella Awards are named after 81 year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled hot coffee on herself and successfully sued McDonald’s (in NM). That case inspired the Stella Awards for the most frivolous, ridiculous, successful lawsuits in the United State s Here are this year’s winners: 5th Place (tie): Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas, was awarded $80,000. by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running inside a furniture store. The owners of the store were understandably surprised at the verdict, considering the misbehaving little toddler was Ms. Robertson’s son. 5th Place (tie): 5th Place (tie): Terrence Dickson of Bristol, Pennsylvania, was leaving a house he had just finished robbing by way of the garage. He was not able to get the garage door to go up since the automatic door opener was 4th Place: Jerry Williams of Little Rock, Arkansas, was awarded $14,500. and medical expenses after being bitten on the buttocks by his next door neighbor’s beagle. The beagle was on a chain in its owner’s fenced yard. The award was less than sought because the jury felt the dog might have been just a little provoked at the time by Mr. Williams who had climbed over the fence into the yard and was shooting it repeatedly with a pellet gun. 3rd Place: A Philadelphia restaurant was ordered to pay Amber Carson of Lancaster, Pennsylvania, $113,500. after she slipped on a soft drink and broke her coccyx (tailbone). The beverage was on the floor because Ms. Carson had thrown it at her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier during an argument. 2ndPlace: 1st Place: This year’s runaway winner was Mrs. Merv Grazinski of Oklahoma City, Oklahoma. Mrs. Grazinski purchased a brand new 32-foot Winnebago motor home. On her first trip home, (from an OU football game), having driven onto the freeway, she set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left the driver’s seat to go into the back & make herself a sandwich. Not surprisingly, the RV left the freeway, crashed and overturned. Mrs. Grazinski sued Winnebago for not advising her in the owner’s manual that she couldn’t actually do this. The jury awarded her $1,750,000. plus a new motor home. The company actually changed their manuals on the basis of this suit, just in case there were any other complete idiots around.
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![]() The Traveling Cardinal's: From Oklahoma to Missouri, to Iowa Bogleheads :: View topic - Tulsa Local Chapter? Things to do, places to go…. From Google Blog Search The Broken Bow Lake Family Getaway: Alleviating the Stresses of Daily Life in Dallas Spectacular Romantic Getaways: Vacations Near Dallas Dallas Texas Family Resort Alternatives: 5 Ideas Less Than Three Hours Away From GoArticles.com INTERVIEWS/PROFILE: Reed Mathis: Vernal Gratitude (All About Jazz) The ’cue masters: Barbecue experts share some tasty bits of advice (The Kansas City Star) Weekend Guide (Pittsburgh Post-Gazette) Resolved Question: Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.? There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma. Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in Germany. When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn’t walk around people. He walks through them. Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink. James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger. Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. There is in fact an “I” in Norris, but there is no “team”… not even close. Scotty in Star Trek often says “Ye cannae change the laws of physics.” This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists. Chuck Norris doesn’t stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks. Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don’t really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum. Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold. Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because “The Sum of All Fears” is the name of Chuck Norris’ autobiography. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door. The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron’s ass halfway through the first chapter. Hellen Keller’s favorite color is Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren’t before his first space expedition. Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep. Chuck Norris doesn’t step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks. The movie “Delta Force” was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable. Movie trivia: The movie “Invasion U.S.A.” is, in fact, a documentary. Chuck Norris does not “style” his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror. There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up. A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer It’s widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris’ stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris’ skin. Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day. Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is “his” way. The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales. Chuck Norris doesn’t play god. Playing is for children. Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick. Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking. Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: “Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris” Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. Resolved Question: do you like the first 2 chp.or my book. Rated M. E-mail me tnkerbell0102010@yahoo.com? “Just a small town girl living in a lonely world, She took the midnight train going anywhere” HA, sounds like the story of my life! My name is Michelle Johnson, and in fact, that’s how I ended up here in the big city of Los Angeles! Well actually, it went more like this…” Just an Okalahoma girl living in a revolting world, she took the 2:00p.m bus going to L.A.!” Yeah, that’s more like it! Resolved Question: Hawaii !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
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